Big Fun on The Sea

I'm a little bummed today. I shouldn't be 'cause I'm poised to embark upon an adventure at sea. One that will test the very mettle of my being. It should be swell.

Hopefully, everyone will be able to survive without my wry and slightly skewed observations in convenient blog format. I'll be thinking of you all while consuming tropical drinks on the Mexican coast.

A Rockin' Pageant Party

I's like to give mad props to Miss Taken for her kick-ass pageant party. I also have to give love to the party's sponsor- Jackson Hewitt. "They can find you deductions you didn't even know you had." Thanks for the shirts. They were Nascarastic.

The party was great. There was "Naked in the Woods," hats, a betting pool, boggle, and other assorted fun activities.

I'm already looking forward to next year.

It's GUMSANE!!!!!!!

Those of you that have not played drunken scrabble, need to do so. It's great. You'll thank me later.

Change of Plans

I thought I was traveling west this weekend, but failed communiques have kept me from reaching that goal. As much as I would like to try out my spiffy new specs, I refuse to pay to spend a night in Meltonville. Maybe I can repeat the magic of last Friday at the Hawg. That would be cool. At least I don't live in Pearl.

My Week in Review

Just a few observations from the past week.

1. Work still sucks.
2. It can be very hard to get straight answers about the beliefs and doctrine of the LDS church.
3. I can't stay in a tanning bed for more than 6 minutes without getting burned.
4. The MSU basketball team may be better than I thought.
5. Drunk girls dig me.

The High-Speed Actimac Hedaddy

Today I took a major technological step forward. I now have DSL; woooohoooo!! After an hour or so and some tech support from India, I am one extreme net surfer. I've also managed to create a wireless network at home, although it still has some problems.

The first of you to send me an e-mail which contains an actual message wins a prize.