Dusk to Dawn She Trolls and She Will Lay Dying

Actually, I'm not sure whether she does or not. That's just what Tongo Hiti says. They could be wrong. She also may or may not be an attentnion whore. It's hard to say. I don't have the enough information to take a solid position on this issue. The only thing that I know for sure is to watch out for a rocket-powered skateboard if it's ridden by a chinchilla.

CCoC Update!

The Calvacade has departed! When I got home tonight, all that crap was gone. The trash doesn't run until tomorrow, so I'm not sure what happened to it.

Maybe Carl reads this blog. If so, I'd like to thank all those who commented and scared the hell out of him.

Carl's Calvacade of Crap

This is not a picture of some junkyard. This picture was made this afternoon, and this pile of junk is sitting across the street from my house. It contains an old TV, a broken sawhorse, a dilapidated couch and various other hobo treasures. It has been there since Sunday. I guess my neighbor thought that the junkyard faeries would come and cart this away. Sadly they have not. I do not relish having to look at this everyday for the immediate future.

If anyone has any suggestions on how to handle this, please share.

What The Hell Is on Joey's Head?!

More importantly, who gives a crap? I humbly submit Nickleback's "Photograph" as a nominee for the most overplayed song of the decade. The song was tolerable the first couple of hundred times I heard it on the radio. Now, I am unable to adequately describe it without using Buster-like profanity. If you live in a market that has more than seven stations, odds are, at any given moment, you will hear the song as you scan the dial.

BTW, what's up with Luke's blog? Did C3 manage to shut it down?

I'm Not An Actor, But I Play One on T.V.

Random observations...

Mississippi State is the only Division I undefeated baseball team in the country!

Smoking cigarettes is not good for your teeth.

I will likely become a witness is C3's murder trial.
Related observation: Luke will go missing under mysterious circumstances this year.

Sometimes you can cross paths with a person you've been wanting to meet and not even realize that you have done so until later.

I have become a hero in Clarke County.

Airplane is a funny movie, but not quite as funny as I remembered.

24 kicks ass.

A very interesting movie debuted today in Tiburon, California.

An Offer You Shouldn't Refuse

I have a crisp C-note for anyone who can complete the following task. That's right, kids, 100 bucks for the first person who completes the challenge that I have devised. "What is the challenge?" I hear you cry. Well, gentle blog reader the challenge is as follows:

The first person who has themselves photographed on every carousel horse in the Queen City wearing a pimp suit within a 12-hour period wins. Of course, I will provide the pimp suit, the digital camera, and a map of the horses. I live to give.

According to this website , there are over 50 horses.

I eagerly await your responses.