Who Are All These People, and What Are We Doing in this Hand Basket?

Sometimes truth is really stranger than fiction...In my last blog I mentioned that I had dated an incredible girl who had the good sense to dump me after a couple of weeks. At that point, I thought our days of "togetherness" were over. However, it appears that I was a little premature in that assessment (however, not in the way that you might think)

It would seem that another girl has a thing for me. It would also seem that the woman who dumped me also has a thing for this same girl. The end result of this is that the two of us have entered into some odd type of Cruel Intentions/Dangerous Liaisons dynamic over the previously-mentioned third party.

I'm not sure that I'm equipped to deal with something of this nature. My inner instinct tells me that there should be someway to settle this that would make all parties happy. However, whatever weak semblance of morality left in me doesn't appear to be going for that. (Dammit!) I probably should add that the girl in question is roughly half my age.

Any advice or ridicule is welcome.