Warning Labels

I usually decry the absurd level to which warning labels have arisen. I've actually seen a shirt which cautioned against ironing while it was being worn. After last night, I may have to revisit that stance.

I was playing Wii bowling with friends last night, and a great time was had by all. Sadly to say, this morning was an entirely different story. I felt like I had been fun over by a dump truck and could not see.

I, for one, have found that Wii does an exemplary job of detailing the potential dangers of improperly using the wireless controllers. I have no issue with that and would like to bestow kudos upon them for this. "Kudos to you, Wii!" However, I humbly submit that the following warning should be included with the Wii Sports Bowling game: "Warning! the use of this software in the presence of others on a weekend night can lead to the consumption of alcohol in the equivalent of the gross national product of Ecuador and the inability to locate your eyeglasses the following morning."

I firmly believe that this warning should be added and encourage everyone in the blogosphere to contact Nintendo with the suggestion.