What The hell is a Blog And Why I am Posting on It?

After almost a year of blogless life, I have decided to make an attempt at producing a post that is witty, topical, and thoughtful. After reading the first sentence, I realize that's not going to happen. Maybe blogging is akin to riding a bicycle and it will take several attempts before I have anything that resembles tolerable material.

Disclaimers aside, I know that you, my loyal public are sitting in awe wondering to what to you owe the privilege of once again reading my drivel. I could tell you that I have finally come to grips with the untimely death of Lord Melman, but you would likely say, "Hey Bo, that's a load of crap!" You would be entirely correct in doing so. At the urging of someone special I have decided to fire up this crime against nature. Be warned. It will not be pretty, and I cannot be held responsible for any I.Q. lowering that will incur from the consumption of the info this blog will publish.

Further disclaimers aside, I must now come up with a suitable topic....I'm thinking........don't rush me. I've got it! A carpet is neither a car nor a pet. Discuss.