The Life and Times of Larry "Bud" Melman

Sunday, July 13, 2008

"Knee Karate"

I had a rather odd dream last night. Apparently, I was participating in some weird hybrid martial arts class that featured a unique method of attack. From what I can remember, it involved very high jumping and random attempts to pummel your opponent with your knees. I cannot remember the finer points of this technique, and I'm not sure what my arms were doing other than helping me keep balance. However, I think with a little creative marketing ,this could become the latest exercise craze. (I'm certain it would provide a great cardio workout.)

If anyone out there would like to assist me in producing an infomercial pitching this remarkable system, let me know and we'll do lunch.

2 Comments:

  • I know an Aussie or two that might be available. Studies have shown that products featured on infomercials sell in much higher quantities when there is a full panel of Aussies backing them up.

    Magic Bullet, need I say more?

    <3

    By Blogger Natalie, at 12:31 AM  

  • BLOG ALREADY :p

    By Blogger Natalie, at 9:17 PM  

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